Down the Donut Hole*

February 12, 2008

*Or, Chasing That Rabbit Seems the Easier Option Right About Now

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So what’s a blog that focuses primarily on healthy foods doing with an entry on donuts?

I may not have consumed any of these sweet treats in the past 8 years or so, but I am a lifelong member of the “I Love Donuts” fan club. Well, cake donuts, anyway. As everyone knows, there are two types of donuts in the world: the airy, yeasty kind, and the denser, cakey kind.  (Which basically means that, as a donut lover, you can be either an airhead or dense.). 

In our house, for instance, the HH is the light, yeast-based aficionado while I’m the fan of heavier, cakelike donuts.  Several years ago, I came across a recipe for yeast-free blueberry donuts on Emeril’s webpage.  I immediately printed it off and made them that very night, and, I can honestly attest, they were fabulous.  With the tender, cakelike interior and thick, slightly crunchy-pebbly glazed exterior, each one offered up sweetness and a succession of juicy, tart mini-explosions courtesy of the berries scattered throughout.  I enjoyed every mouthful of that sugary, fried yumminess, knowing it was likely the last “conventional” donut I’d eat. 

Now, it’s not as if I dream about donuts or anything. I don’t consciously yearn for them on a regular basis, nor do I even emit a little whine in their general direction whenever I drive past a donut shop.  No, once I determined to change my diet several years ago (even though I couldn’t bear to give up desserts entirely), I simply put donuts out of my mind.  I set them aside in the little back room of my memory, where they remained in storage next to other items in that mental locker, like my pair of old, hand-embroidered overalls; my undergrad essays on The Canterbury Tales or Blake; the childhood birthday cards from my aunts and uncles; or the cassette tape of songs that Rocker Guy (he of the black leather pants) wrote, and gave to me as a gift the week before he went back to his old girlfriend. 

In other words, I was still aware of the existence of donuts somewhere in the universe,  but the thought of them didn’t really infiltrate any of my conscious thoughts.

Until yesterday.  Ah, that was when I happened upon the blog event hosted by Peabody and Tartelette called Time to Make the Donuts.  Devotees of The Secret and its new-age philosophy would say I brought this upon myself, that I set an INTENTION to call donuts back into my life–that I had a deep seated, unrelenting, subliminal desire to once again taste at least one more teeny morsel of that cakey, dense, nutmeg-dusted confection.

But naw.  I just felt like baking donuts.

And so the challenge began.  Like Alice in her Wonderland, I found myself surrounded by concepts that at first glance seemed familiar, yet were not as they were supposed to be:  my fantasty donut was tender and cakelike like the “real” thing, but baked rather than fried (I knew I couldn’t wander that far from my newfound eating habits); and it had to have organic, whole ingredients while still being vegan. 

And so, there I went, down the donut hole!

Attempt Number One: 

hardonuts.jpg  I started out by adapting a basic recipe for “Cake Donuts” from Joy of Cooking, making the usual substitutions for the eggs, flour, and sugar. This initial result gave me what were essentially hard, circular cookies.  Not very sweet or tasty cookies, either. Verdict:  trash ‘em.

 Attempt Number Two:

On to the next batch! These, too, were flat, hard, and yes, dense; not donuts, exactly, but more like horseshoes that had somehow been forged incorrectly and melded together on the open end.  Verdict: Into the garbage!

Was it time to give in, and just fry the damn things?  But no, I’d come this far. I couldn’t give up now!

In a bit of a tizzy, I let my mind wander toward other donut-shaped foods to see if I couldn’t come up with something novel (I really didn’t want to relent and just bake donut “holes”).  Just give it up, I thought, the deadline is February 12thAre you crazy? You don’t have time to reinvent the donut by then.

But then, it hit me: Rue St. Viateur.

St. Viateur Street in Montreal is home of a small, cramped  bakery that my dad would take us to every Sunday morning. This was the shop we’d drive for 40 minutes across the city to reach, through one suburb after another until we finally came upon the small wooden door set in grey stone. 

After circling the block for 15 or so minutes to find a parking spot, we’d head to the old, grimy building and join the lineup along with scores of other people standing shoulder to shoulder, the vibrating queue snaking out of the store and round the block. There, we’d wait for almost an hour as heat escaped out the door in excited bursts and brought with it a mist made of honey-water, creating its own billowing breeze of sweetness in the air.

All this, just to receive the ultimate prize: our very own brown paper bag filled with a dozen fresh, steaming, soft and glossy bagels that had just been pulled from an old-fashioned wood burning oven on a huge and well-worn wooden paddle.   

Eureka!  That was it!  I’d do a sweet variation on those bagels!  A donut-bagel!  A dogel! (Of course, I loved this new invention immediately; how could I not, what with the its first syllable being “dog,” and all?).

So I took my mind for another quick stroll and recalled how those sooty, sweaty, paddle-toting bagel bakers performed their magic at the tiny outlet that was St. Viateur Bagels. With one flick of the fingers, they’d expertly twist a roll of dough into a bagel shape. With a swift pinch to hold the ends together, the men dropped the dough into simmering vats of honey-water, just for a minute, which sealed the exterior “skin” of the bagel and also bathed it in a light, subtle sweet glaze that offered up the most golden, glorious sheen once baked. 

Dogels, here I come.

Attempt Number Three:

donutplain.jpg The result of this final venture, I’m happy to say, far outshone the other two, and produced a donut that was almost authentic in its cakelike texture. I’m still working out the details, but that didn’t stop me from enjoying a couple of these fragrant, soft and tempting delights.  Verdict:  A keeper!

As far as hybrids go, I’d say the dogel was one of my favorites. In fact, I loved it almost as much as a similar hybrid in my house, the Borador. Though there’s no denying that I’m partial to the latter.

(“What a great adventure, MumBut, um, where’s this rabbit we’re supposed to be chasing?”)

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P.S.  I’m still actively soliciting recipe ideas for my Valentine’s Day dinner, so if you’ve got a salad, entree, or dessert idea, please let me know in a comment, and I might just use it for my romantic evening with the HH! 

No, this isn’t a contest and there’s no prize.  But you’ll have my undying gratitude PLUS the satisfaction of knowing that you encouraged the HH to actually cook something (and that you saved me from a lifetime of doing so if we end up cooking the boring recipes I’ve chosen on my own).

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12 Responses to “Down the Donut Hole*”

  1. Johanna Says:

    look v interesting – can’t say I ever have a big urge to make donuts because don’t like deep frying (too messy as well as the unhealthiness) but this is a good idea – however I still think our local vic market donuts are the best in the world so there is tough competition if I want to make donuts!

  2. Ricki Says:

    Johanna,
    I can’t say I’ve ever really had the urge to make donuts before, either, but I can’t resist a baking challenge!

  3. VeggieGirl Says:

    I just posted about a donut (well, a”donut-esque” dessert) too! But I like yours much better :0)

    And by the way, congratulations on winning that Vegetable Love contest over at the fatfree vegan kitchen blog!! whoo hoo!!

  4. shellyfish Says:

    Hey Ricki!
    Congrats on winning Susan’s event! I admit I voted for you…and find myself ironically in the majority (for once!) because my two other favorites were in the top three.
    Cheers,
    Shellyfish

  5. Lizzie Says:

    Oh my, Ricki. Those look amazing!

    You have my mouth watering — good thing it’s almost lunch time! Please do share the recipe once you’re able.

  6. Monika K Says:

    The donuts look (and taste, I’m sure) terrific. Also, congrats on winning Susan’s Vegetable Love contest – you deserved it! Happy (almost) V Day!

  7. Ricki Says:

    VeggieGirl,
    I thought your donut-esque cupcakes looked great! But thanks for the compliment, anyway :) . And thanks, too, for being the one to tip me off about the contest–wow! What a great way to start the day!

    Shellyfish,
    Thanks so much (and for the vote!). I also loved the Carrot Cake (which got my vote) and the crepes. It’s nice to be in the majority sometimes!

    Lizzie,
    I’m still working out the kinks (or ridges, in the case of donuts), but will definitely post the final version once I have it!

    Monika,
    Thanks so much! It was really exciting to actually win something, and I’m glad so many people liked the recipe. Hope your V-Day is happy, too (and not too cold!).

  8. Tartelette Says:

    Talk about being creative in the face of adversity!! I love how they turn out! Thanks for taking part!

  9. Ricki Says:

    Tartelette,
    Thanks so much. It was really fun to play with donuts again after such a long absence :). And the other entries I’ve seen so far all look awesome (and much more like “real” donuts!).


  10. What a great tale! I love the trip down memory lane and am *so* impressed that you’d all drive for 40 minutes and wait for another hour just to get bagels. That is perseverance! Great job!

  11. Ricki Says:

    Gretchen Noelle,

    Thanks so much for your comment, and welcome to the blog! I have to give the driving credit to my dad–we were only kids at the time and really had no choice but to go along (though it did become a regular Sunday “adventure” in our house!). But I guess I have inherited some of that hard-headed spirit from my Dad ;) .

  12. Aparna Says:

    What an interesting idea. Your dogels look nice. Would love to see the recipeonce you are able to post it.


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